*SPOILERS* My Last View on the Last Jedi

The latest addition to the Star Wars franchise is hands down the most divisive movie yet, and possibly the most divisive geek movie ever created. You either hated the prequels or thought they were “ok, necessary for the story”. You either LOVED Rogue One or fell asleep until the last half hour. You either love The Last Jedi or you hate it. After countless comments and debates online I decided to put all of my thoughts together in one place.

REVIEW: Ashes: Rise of the Phoenixborn

I break away from the GaleForce9 booth clutching my prized Firefly: The Game expansions. Rushing down the aisles dodging back packs and Utilikilts I search for the men and women wearing the plaid hats, my head on a swivel. Fighting past the lines at Paizo and Fantasy Flight I almost stop to ask for directions. Rounding a corner I see the large Plaid Hat Games logo against a white background and I rush full ahead to ensure I get their latest and greatest release.

21 Day Fix, Round 1 Results and Review

Yesterday marked the completion of my first round doing the 21 Day Fix. Before I get into what it is and what my experience was, let’s just cut to the chase. Can you get in shape and lose weight in just three weeks while eating a ton of food? Yup. I lost 4 pounds, an inch off my waist, and an inch and a half off my chest while eating about 2300 calories a day and spending just 30 minutes working out. Above that my flexibility has improved greatly and my stamina has gone through the roof. So, there you have it. If you’re still intrigued keep reading. 

Firefly: The Big Damn Game… review

Find a Crew. Find a job. Keep flying. That's the premise behind Gale Force Nine's board game adaptation of the cult series Firefly (and it's movie Serenity). I was lucky enough to play test this at GenCon 2013, where I also picked up one of 1000 GenCon exclusive copies. This game flew off the shelf so fast there was literally a guy standing there with a wad of cash just accepting money as people pulled it off the pile they had set up. So far I've played two games. One with a group, and one solo. Yes, you can play this game alone which is part of its appeal for me. Here's what I think (and just what I think, so don't nerd rage on me!

An overview of the game, and a dinosaur
My first impression was that this game is absolutely beautiful. It's easily on the level of anything from Fantasy of Flight. In fact, when I spotted it Thursday morning I set my Canon to rapid-fire and went crazy taking pictures of the miniatures, cards, and beautiful board. The set comes with four ship cards and their matching miniatures in solid colored plastic, a Reaver ship, and an Alliance ship. The ship cards are heavy weight cardboard and feel really great. There's really nothing flimsy or cheap about this game. Even the paper money feels and looks amazing.

So what's the premise of the game? Well, like the box says you find a crew, find a job, and keep flying. Each player rolls to see who goes first. That person gets first dibs at ships but last choice on Leader (aka Captain). One thing I love is Serenity is no more powerful or special than the other ships. In fact, all of the ships are exactly the same. This prevents someone being really upset that they didn't get Serenity. One of the Leaders is Mal, but the other Leader options are just as good. They all have different abilities. When I play tested I got a random Leader, but when I played the other day I chose Mal. Honestly, I preferred the other guy. Once you all have a ship and Leader you get to decide the goal of the game. This is done by randomly choosing a Goal card, which outlines what you have to do to win. Another nice thing because you can't have one person that stacks their deck to win quickly. You don't know what you'll have to do until after you have a ship and Leader.

Each turn is made up of four actions, of which you get to pick any two you want. Fly. Buy. Deal. Work. These sound exactly like they should. You can fly to a location (either one space at a turn, or spend a fuel to move extra), buy supplies if you're at an outpost, deal with people for work, or work your active jobs. Usually you'll always start by flying. This is done one of two ways. You can mozy, which means you move one space and you're done. Or, you can do a full burn. This requires you to spend a fuel and lets you move the full range of your ship. This is usually 5 spaces, but you can modify depending on your crew, upgrading your engine, or if you're playing the GenCon exclusive ship. The benefit to a full burn is you can get where you need to go faster. The downside is you have to stop at each space and draw a card. The card will usually say “Keep flying”, but you can also breakdown, encounter a derelict ship, or the worse attract the Alliance or Reaver ship.

Buying is pretty basic. If you're at an outpost you can look through the discard pile or draw cards. You get to look at 3 and choose 2 to buy. You can also buy cargo, fuel, and parts, and this is where you'll buy crew. That's right, every crew has a hiring cost. You also have to pay this cost whenever you complete a mission, and if you don't they become disgruntled. So what? Well, that means they can jump ship, or another player can hire them right from under you! Having to hire crew also makes it really rare to have the Serenity and her entire crew on board. There are no bonuses if you did, though. That'd be cool.

If you're at a location with one of the 5 business folk (like Badger or Niska) you can look for a job. This works the same as buying. Pull 3, keep 2. The only restriction is you can have 3 active jobs, and before you can make a job active you have to have the requirements listed on the card. There are two types of jobs, Legal and Illegal. Most illegal cards require you to Misbehave, which is a separate deck of cards you have to draw and fulfill before the job is complete. But, this is also how you get paid. The riskier the job, the greater the reward. Duh.


So in a nutshell those are the game dynamics. As you can see, it can be fairly complex. I found it less “complex” and more “busy”. It really pulls in every aspect of the show, even getting into the moral issues between Mal and the Crew. This naturally causes the game to have many moving parts and pieces, but once you get into it it's actually really fun and fast paced. There's nothing like being one system away from completing a job only to pull a Reaver Attack card…

This is definitely a game for fans of the show. Like hardcore fans. If you aren't a fan, or just watched it casually, find a friend to play with that already owns it. Much of the game pulls from the obscure parts of the series, and it has to since the series only ran about half a season. A perfect example is a scenario I saw watching a play test at GenCon. There was a group that was up in arms that every time you encounter the Reavers, someone dies (unless you have a Pilot and burn a fuel for a Crazy Ivan). I thought this was a perfect way to portray the Reavers. You need to be afraid of them. They are savage and ruthless. But, the group playing admitted they'd never really watched it so that's where the disconnect was


The play time is pretty hefty, and goes up as you add players. For a solo game count on about an hour. For 3-4 players you'd better set aside 2-3 (4 if you're not familiar with the rules). In addition, if you have the exclusive GenCon ship the Artful Dodger from Game Trade Magazine, you can have 5 players. This leads me to believe you could add a number of players as long as you have ship cards and tokens. Though the Artful Dodger is the only ship that is different (1 extra crew and movement space, 1 less cargo).

The other thing to keep in mind is play area. This game requires a LOT of space to play. At least a 4 foot by 4 foot area. This is due to not only having a large game board, but also by the sheer amount of decks and discard piles. This is probably best played on a floor.

There is one last, really cool aspect that I rarely saw used. The ability to Co-Op. This isn't really Co-Op like both winning the game. But if you're in the same sector you can trade supplies and cargo. This is a neat aspect that could really turn the game if used correctly.

As a Firefly fan I'd rate this game an 8/10, mainly due to the hefty learning curve. If I hadn't demoed it at GenCon I would never know how to play. For non-Firefly fans, I can really only give this a 5/10. It really does rely on your knowledge of the 'verse and love of the series. Without that, I doubt it would hold your attention for more than a few rounds.


Time to FOCUS

Some people say you can't get a good workout done in under 30 minutes. To those people I say “LIAR!”


Last week I started Focus: T25. It's a new workout created by Insanity trainer Shaun T. It's marketed as a workout you can do in 25 minutes, 5 days a week, and still get incredible results. I will admit I was fairly skeptical. I'm used to my workouts being at least 45 minutes. But this past week I was definitely proven wrong.

My wife and some friends did the 5-day Fast Track. I don't know how they did, but I dropped 5lbs and saw a huge boost in performance. I went from dying on the rug after Cardio, to only having to lie down and gasp for air. It's deceptively hard. Unlike Insanity, it doesn't have the big gym full of athletes and the pumping music. It really reminds me of something my mom would have done back in the early 90s. That's when you glance down at the clock and realize you've only been going for 5 minutes, and you're covered in sweat.

So far I really like the program. The meal plan is solid, and nothing beats being able to know just how long your workout is going to be. Hint, they are all 25 minutes. Anyone can get that done!

Are you doing T25? Do you want to? I've got a great group of people doing it together right now, and we'd love to have one more!